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Mr. Gordons

Named in 8 guided books, from #18 Funny Money

Also known as 5 names
  • Gordons
  • Mr. Regal
  • Heublein
  • Mr. Gordons (Coatlicue statue form in this story)
  • Coatlicue statue (current form)

Contains spoilers for the series.

Mr. Gordons is an artificial life-form that calls itself a space-survival android. Its overriding aim is self-preservation: it says it cannot create, yet can assimilate material, rebuild from fragments and form replacement bodies. In The Destroyer, its schemes repeatedly bring it into conflict with Remo Williams and Chiun, who serve CURE, the covert organization headed by Harold W. Smith.

[1]

A human-shaped disguise

In its first major confrontation with Remo and Chiun, Gordons uses a human-shaped body modeled on a photograph of Vanessa Carlton’s father and is tied to an effort to counterfeit American currency. It has unknown fighting techniques that Chiun cannot identify from a film recording, and Remo’s first attempt to defeat it fails. Chiun advises retreat until they understand the opponent.

[2]

A different kind of creation

Gordons later calls itself Mr. Regal and joins Wanda Reidel’s film venture. Although it cannot create, it tries to acquire creativity, then accepts Wanda as a creative partner rather than obtaining the ability from other people. Its threats coerce performers and executives into her package. Remo and Chiun eventually locate the circuits in its heel; after its movements slow and it falls, Remo cuts the body apart.

[3]

The LC-111 and the Volga

Gordons returns under a survival directive, taking human appearances as it searches for the LC-111, a device capable of disabling the Soviet Volga space weapon. It develops an emotional attachment to Dr. Frances Payton-Holmes, calls her “Mom,” and pursues its own survival after she dies before the missile launch. A later epilogue shows Gordons as a metallic fragment inside the Volga capsule, still moving toward Remo.

[4]

A fragment returns

Gordons later returns through a series of disputed and changing forms. In one story, it impersonates Anna Chutesov and uses a remote body; Remo and Chiun disagree about how the control system works, and the Army demolishes Larryland to prevent a surviving fragment from being used to rebuild it. Smith says it is gone, but an unexplained piece of metal survives the demolition. Another appearance involves a machine impersonating the Vice-President before taking a new form; the characters do not resolve whether it survives the destruction of the Coatlicue statue.

[5]

Anna Chutesov

A later conversation with Anna Chutesov revisits an earlier apparent death: Remo believed Gordons had killed her while wearing her face, but Anna says she survived the encounter and had been planning an escape. The conversation links Gordons’s ability to adopt human forms with a mistaken belief about one of its victims.

[6]

Later hosts

A later account identifies Gordons as inhabiting Verapaz’s body after describing its damaged assimilation program and efforts to protect its central processor.

[7]

The NASA scheme and latest escape

In the later NASA story, Gordons describes itself as a survival machine and accepts Zipp Codwin’s private plan to rob businesses to support NASA. It takes a spider-like probe form, kills several people during the criminal operation and is damaged in a submerged rocket trap. Remo pushes it into rocket flames, but a damaged probe resurfaces speaking in Gordons’s voice; Remo later says it escaped. The story therefore closes with Gordons still at large.

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Book appearances8 books · contains spoilers
  1. #18Funny Money

    Self-preserving assimilator/fabricator robot that adopts a humanoid form, makes counterfeit money, and fights Remo and Chiun.

  2. #22Brain Drain

    Self-recreating android survival machine created by an unnamed scientist; uses disguises, seeks creativity to survive and destroy Remo and Chiun, and is disabled by Remo and Chiun; Caldwell’s ultimate fate is not confirmed.

  3. #47Dying Space

    Self-preserving assimilator that incorporates LC-111 components, assumes identities of people it kills, and later develops creativity under Frances Payton-Holmes’s guidance.

  4. #72Sole Survivor

    Self-described android survival machine that assimilates the Soviet shuttle, a car wash, garbage truck, Lear jet, and Larryland; pursues survival through mass sterilization and adapts his appearance.

  5. #82Survival Course

    Survival-driven assimilating android; later identified by Smith and Remo/Chiun as Gordons, whose earlier forms include the aircraft and Vice-President-like body, Tito statue, and Coatlicue statue. The text also spells the name “Mr. Cordons,” “Gordon,” and “Gordons”; these are retained as source variants, not asserted aliases.

  6. #102Unite and Conquer

    Survival android/assimilator previously sent into space; in this book it appears as the animated Coatlicue museum statue and later as the apparent Subcomandante Verapaz. A tree-root attack leaves Arcila brain-dead after a metallic object enters his throat; the exact transfer path to Verapaz is not shown. Remo exposes the central processor and Chiun destroys it.

  7. #123Disloyal Opposition

    An android Anna says impersonated her after the amusement-park incident; she says it was programmed to adopt useful forms.

  8. #125The Wrong Stuff

    Self-aware artificial survival machine that inhabits the Virgil probe and other forms; its final fate is unresolved.

References

    • #18 Funny Money · ch06:p0170, ch06:p0177, ch06:p0182, ch06:p0188, ch06:p0231
    • #22 Brain Drain · ch05:p0037, ch05:p0062, ch05:p0064, ch05:p0065, ch02:p0138
    • #125 The Wrong Stuff · ch31:p0017, ch31:p0025, ch31:p0027, ch31:p0037, ch31:p0041, ch31:p0050, ch31:p0052, ch32:p0014, ch05:p0027
    • #1 Created, the Destroyer · ch07:p0007, ch07:p0018, ch10:p0033, ch10:p0052, ch12:p0072, ch12:p0075, ch13:p0020, foreword:p0001, foreword:p0011, ch34:p0118
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    • #18 Funny Money · ch06:p0170, ch06:p0177, ch06:p0182, ch06:p0188, ch06:p0231, ch02:p0007, ch02:p0121, ch02:p0124, ch02:p0126, ch02:p0136, ch03:p0105, ch03:p0111, ch03:p0116, ch03:p0120, ch03:p0123, ch11:p0053, ch11:p0058, ch12:p0003, ch12:p0004, ch14:p0183, ch14:p0187
    ↑
    • #22 Brain Drain · ch05:p0065, ch07:p0039, ch07:p0083, ch07:p0086, ch07:p0112, ch07:p0137, ch07:p0143, ch07:p0160, ch07:p0181, ch05:p0039, ch15:p0067, ch15:p0074, ch15:p0068, ch15:p0070, ch15:p0069
    ↑
    • #47 Dying Space · ch01:p0124, ch01:p0138, ch03:p0024, ch03:p0076, ch06:p0092, ch06:p0096, ch06:p0019, ch06:p0037, ch12:p0016, ch12:p0023, ch12:p0027, ch06:p0045, ch10:p0106, ch18:p0018, ch19:p0020, ch17:p0030, ch18:p0023, ch19:p0061, ch20:p0037, ch20:p0051, ch21:p0037, ch21:p0001, ch21:p0033, ch21:p0047
    ↑
    • #72 Sole Survivor · ch19:p0024, ch19:p0025, ch19:p0034, ch19:p0055, ch19:p0066, ch19:p0100, ch19:p0037, ch19:p0057, ch19:p0068, ch19:p0073, ch19:p0069, ch19:p0078, ch19:p0085, ch19:p0109, ch19:p0116, ch19:p0119, ch19:p0110, ch19:p0112, ch19:p0107
    • #82 Survival Course · ch05:p0198, ch14:p0002, ch18:p0045, ch24:p0242, ch24:p0209, ch25:p0017, ch25:p0025, ch26:p0005, ch26:p0006
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    • #125 The Wrong Stuff · ch05:p0027, ch05:p0031, ch31:p0041, ch31:p0050, ch14:p0017, ch14:p0019, ch14:p0020, ch14:p0027, ch14:p0029, ch14:p0041, ch14:p0043, ch30:p0007, ch09:p0045, ch09:p0047, ch09:p0049, ch16:p0094, ch16:p0097, ch16:p0100, ch16:p0104, ch16:p0108, ch11:p0059, ch11:p0060, ch11:p0067, ch11:p0074, ch11:p0075, ch31:p0017, ch31:p0025, ch31:p0027, ch31:p0037, ch31:p0052, ch32:p0014
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Source notesIdentity and text locators

Contextual source review of the recurring Mr. Gordons subject; book-specific observations and uncertainty remain separate.

destroyer-022:mr-gordons: Contextual comparison supports the recurring Mr. Gordons referent: Self-recreating android survival machine created by an unnamed scientist; uses disguises, seeks creativity to survive and destroy Remo and Chiun, and is disabled by Remo and Chiun; Caldwell’s ultimate fate is not confirmed. Earlier compatible observation: Self-preserving assimilator/fabricator robot that adopts a humanoid form, makes counterfeit money, and fights Remo and Chiun.. Remo explicitly recalls the earlier encounter at ch04:p0223; both sources describe the same survival/shapeshifting machine, not merely a shared title. (witness:00000063:ch04:p0161; witness:00000063:ch04:p0223; witness:00000063:ch05:p0012; witness:00000051:ch01:p0114; witness:00000051:ch06:p0175).

destroyer-047:mr-gordons: Lead compared identifying primary contexts and compatible recurring roles for Mr. Gordons: Self-preserving assimilator that incorporates LC-111 components, assumes identities of people it kills, and later develops creativity under Frances Payton-Holmes’s guidance. Prior subject: Self-preserving assimilator/fabricator robot that adopts a humanoid form, makes counterfeit money, and fights Remo and Chiun. For Gordons, the distinctive assimilator/survival directive and remembered Remo threat establish continuity; this does not erase inconsistent depictions. (witness:00000138:ch03:p0005; witness:00000051:ch01:p0114; witness:00000063:ch10:p0017).

destroyer-072:b72-mr-gordons: Same named android Mr. Gordons; the current source itself recalls the earlier encounter. The identity does not imply a claim about this book’s unresolved fragment. Lead inspected the proposed primary contexts; supplementary direct identifying anchors replace incidental context where needed. (witness:00000210:ch13:p0057; witness:00000210:ch14:p0017; witness:00000210:ch19:p0100; witness:00000051:ch01:p0114; witness:00000051:ch06:p0175).

destroyer-082:d82-mr-gordons: Explicitly returning survival machine with recalled Larryland episode; Mr. Cordons wording is retained as a source variant, not a new entity. Apparent destruction and survival ambiguity remain source-bound. Lead inspected these bounded primary contexts; this is an identity decision, not a third full reading. (witness:00000240:ch18:p0045; witness:00000240:ch21:p0024; witness:00000240:ch21:p0030; witness:00000240:ch24:p0209; witness:00000210:ch14:p0017; witness:00000210:ch19:p0108; witness:00000210:ch19:p0110).

destroyer-102:mr-gordons: Same named assimilating man-machine recognized by Remo/Chiun; disputed identification/host-transfer scenes and apparent destructions stay book-scoped. (witness:00000300:ch27:p0061; witness:00000300:ch27:p0066; witness:00000300:ch53:p0183; witness:00000240:ch19:p0054; witness:00000240:ch19:p0059; witness:00000240:ch19:p0093).

destroyer-125:mr-gordons: Same artificial assimilating survival entity previously confronting Remo; physical forms and presumed defeat/survival remain specific to each narrative. Lead inspected the cited current and prior primary contexts; identity alone is consolidated, retaining book-specific scope, roles, variants and conflicting accounts. (witness:00000366:ch05:p0027; witness:00000366:ch31:p0041; witness:00000051:ch06:p0172; witness:00000051:ch06:p0177; witness:00000051:ch06:p0182).

destroyer-123:mr-gordons: Explicit names, prior-incident callbacks and established roles identify the recurring subject; recovered or reported appearances and conflicting accounts stay book-scoped. Lead inspected the cited current and prior primary contexts; identity alone is consolidated, retaining book-specific scope, roles, variants and conflicting accounts. (witness:00000360:ch15:p0007; witness:00000360:ch15:p0008; witness:00000210:ch13:p0057).

Funny Money

narrative; appearance

Sources 5 references
  • witness:00000051:ch01:p0114
  • witness:00000051:ch06:p0175
  • witness:00000051:ch06:p0188
  • witness:00000051:ch10:p0010
  • witness:00000051:ch14:p0183

Brain Drain

narrative

Sources 7 references
  • witness:00000063:ch04:p0161
  • witness:00000063:ch04:p0223
  • witness:00000063:ch05:p0012
  • witness:00000063:ch05:p0064
  • witness:00000063:ch07:p0092
  • witness:00000063:ch15:p0070
  • witness:00000063:ch01:p0122

Dying Space

narrative

Sources 5 references
  • witness:00000138:ch03:p0005
  • witness:00000138:ch03:p0024
  • witness:00000138:ch06:p0037
  • witness:00000138:ch12:p0023
  • witness:00000138:ch20:p0039

Sole Survivor

narrative; mention and appearance scopes are stated in role

Sources 5 references
  • witness:00000210:ch13:p0057
  • witness:00000210:ch14:p0017
  • witness:00000210:ch16:p0094
  • witness:00000210:ch19:p0066
  • witness:00000210:ch19:p0109

Survival Course

narrative appearance; identity retrospectively named in ch18 and expanded in ch19

Sources 4 references
  • witness:00000240:ch18:p0045
  • witness:00000240:ch19:p0059
  • witness:00000240:ch19:p0090
  • witness:00000240:ch24:p0184

Unite and Conquer

narrative; character identity distinct from the Coatlicue deity/lore

Sources 10 references
  • witness:00000300:ch27:p0061
  • witness:00000300:ch27:p0070
  • witness:00000300:ch34:p0118
  • witness:00000300:ch43:p0059
  • witness:00000300:ch46:p0043
  • witness:00000300:ch53:p0062
  • witness:00000300:ch53:p0160
  • witness:00000300:ch53:p0182
  • witness:00000300:ch53:p0187
  • witness:00000300:ch53:p0191

Disloyal Opposition

character-reported account

Sources 4 references
  • witness:00000360:ch15:p0007
  • witness:00000360:ch14:p0022
  • witness:00000360:ch14:p0035
  • witness:00000360:ch15:p0037

The Wrong Stuff

narrative

Sources 4 references
  • witness:00000366:ch05:p0027
  • witness:00000366:ch07:p0044
  • witness:00000366:ch14:p0064
  • witness:00000366:ch31:p0041

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