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Misfortune Teller

Former Massachusetts governor Michael Princippi tries to revive his political career but cannot gather enough signatures for nomination papers. A group of followers calling themselves Sunnies abducts him for their leader, Man Hyung Sun. Meanwhile, Remo and Chiun are transporting the Nibelungen Hoard from Germany toward Chiun’s ancestral village in Korea; Sun’s broadcasts and a Greek urn begin to connect the separate storylines.

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After Michael Princippi’s nomination-paper drive fails, Sun’s followers abduct him and bring him to the Washington Guardian, where Sun says a force has drawn the former governor to him. Remo and Chiun move the remaining Nibelungen Hoard from Germany through the North Korean embassy toward Chiun’s ancestral village. Sun uses Princippi in Sun Source broadcasts and sends followers to take a Greek urn from the Boston Museum of Rare Arts. The urn’s yellow substance is later identified in the narrative as the Pythia, a fragment of Apollo; the story depicts the Pythia’s possession of Sun, its revenge plan, and its effort to set Remo and Chiun against one another.

At Sun’s mass wedding in Yankee Stadium, nine armed North Korean mission agents attack. Remo and Chiun fight them, but one attacker fires into the stage and kills Sunnie attendees. People remove bodies while posing as police; Smith later finds no NYPD assignment records and treats the removal as an imposture, while the attackers’ broader orders remain uncertain. A Sunnie-recruited sailor, Ensign Howell McKimsom, changes a Tomahawk’s target, kills his commanding officer and launches it at Seoul National University; the strike kills many people. In a later crisis, North Korean Captain Yun Yong Gun fires two FROG missiles, one at a target inside North Korea and another toward the Korean leaders’ convoy.

Remo and Chiun are in a standoff when a rifle shot interrupts it; Remo saves Chiun, and Chiun kills Rim Kun Soe. A missile launched from the South intercepts the incoming FROG, which Remo identifies as probably a Patriot. The Korean leaders survive and the crowd turns hostile, so Remo, Chiun and South Korean President Kim Dae Jung escape. Sun and Chiun continue to promote a unified-Korea prophecy, but it is not achieved. At Sun’s estate, the Pythia admits that it showed Sun one possible future rather than the only future. Chiun kills Sun. The yellow spirit fails to possess either Master, escapes through the ceiling, and is followed by a distant cry that the narration compares to an expiration.

Smith says the Korean situation has returned to normal; Remo’s suspicions that Sunnies served aboard ships and among the false police remain his theory, and the mailed disks are not examined. Remo empties the powder from the urn into the Atlantic and throws the stone vessel overboard. Chiun tells Remo that he has become precious to him, and the two reconcile.

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  1. Chapter 1

    Princippi’s petition for nomination papers attracts too few signatures; after his lawyer threatens to leave, a robed group abducts Princippi from his Brookline home.

  2. Chapter 2

    Remo and Chiun carry the remaining Nibelungen Hoard from Bonn toward Berlin. A Burg policeman discovers the crates after his brother reports the storage site, and Chiun kills him before they drive on.

  3. Chapter 3

    Roseflower names the followers Sunnies and brings Princippi to the Washington Guardian. Sun identifies himself as Korean and says a cosmic force has directed him to Princippi; Princippi describes yellow flashes during Sun’s touch.

  4. Chapter 4

    Berlin police pursue Remo and Chiun’s truck; it breaks through the North Korean embassy gate and overturns. Ambassador Pak Sok invokes diplomatic protection and asks police to stay outside the embassy grounds.

  5. Chapter 5

    Smith leaves hospital against medical advice, returns to Folcroft and describes CURE’s limited remit; he initially dismisses the museum theft, then reacts to a Reuters report and shuts down remote access.

  6. Chapter 6

    Smith tells Remo that Berlin chase footage has circulated widely. Remo says the broadcast showed the truck but not their faces; he explains that Chiun arranged a North Korean jet and diplomatic-pouch transport for the remaining crates.

  7. Chapter 7

    At WAST-TV Channel 8, Dan Bergdorf stages a segment with Princippi and Sun. Sun addresses the camera as the future, and the Sunnies applaud.

  8. Chapter 8

    Soe and embassy personnel move the final Hoard crates while Berlin police surround the embassy. Remo loads 26 crates into a paddy wagon, incapacitates a young policeman without shooting him, and escapes through the cordon to meet Chiun.

  9. Chapter 9

    Princippi returns to Sun’s apartment after his wife is found in rehab. He recognizes the Greek-inscribed stone urn and yellow material; Sun says they will find their enemies and have revenge without specifying the target in this scene.

  10. Chapter 10

    At home in Quincy, Remo and Chiun watch Sun’s psychic-hotline infomercial. Sun says “pyon ha-da” is upon them and calls himself the Sun Source; Chiun interprets the wording as a message about Sinanju and asks Smith to arrange a meeting.

  11. Chapter 11

    Mayor Randolph Gillotti reviews police preparations for Sun’s mass wedding at Yankee Stadium. Princippi asks him to remove police from the event, and Gillotti refuses on safety grounds.

  12. Chapter 12

    Remo and Chiun arrive at Yankee Stadium, where Remo notices no uniformed police in the parking lot. Roseflower interrupts the dart-booth encounter and gives Chiun a personal audience with Sun.

  13. Chapter 13

    At the mass wedding, Remo and Chiun spot nine armed men without the couples’ blue sashes. They split to stop the attack; Chiun kills several assailants, while one fires into the stage and kills Sunnie attendees before Remo stops him.

  14. Chapter 14

    After the wedding, uniformed officers collect the first bodies; later, unidentified crews take the nine hit-squad bodies and more than a dozen victims in unmarked vans. The chapter does not establish who the later crews are.

  15. Chapter 15

    Smith and Remo compare reports of bodies with the wedding deaths. Smith finds no police duty assignment or call to the stadium and concludes that the apparent police were impostors; the identities and motives behind the attackers remain uncertain.

  16. Chapter 16

    In Pyongyang, agents identify the severed heads and fingers as belonging to North Korean UN-delegation agents. Kim Jong Il orders preparation for a counterattack but says no action may occur without his approval.

  17. Chapter 17

    At Sun’s estate, Roseflower shows Remo the Sun Source psychic network and predicts a karmic connection. Chiun explains his belief that pyon ha-da will transform the world into Koreans; Remo rejects the belief and leaves.

  18. Chapter 18

    Ensign Howell McKimsom changes a Tomahawk’s target to Seoul, shoots his commanding officer when challenged, launches the missile and kills himself. It strikes Seoul National University and kills many people.

  19. Chapter 19

    Smith receives reports that a Tomahawk has struck Seoul National University. The unnamed President calls Smith; their conversation includes the President’s hoarse voice, nine predecessors on Korea and Smith’s service under seven other presidents. Smith reports the strike and political protests.

  20. Chapter 20

    In Sun’s mind-vision, an unnamed yellow-smoke figure discusses Korean political upheaval and tells Sun it will keep Chiun behind while Remo is drawn south. The scene does not name the being as the Pythia.

  21. Chapter 21

    Smith sends Remo alone to South Korea while Chiun stays with Sun. In Pyongyang, Soe inspects the delayed Hoard shipments; later, Remo arrives on a South Korean plane, immobilizes the boarding soldiers without shooting, and chooses Soe as his driver.

  22. Chapter 22

    Remo reaches Kim Jong Il’s hidden room and demands an explanation for the killings. Kim admits authorizing retaliation after persuasion, then shows Remo three heads among the packages; Remo orders him to stop killing suspects, and Kim agrees.

  23. Chapter 23

    At Channel 8, Sun keeps Princippi for a taping and tells Chiun that Princippi intends harm. Sun orders Chiun to kill Princippi, and Chiun does so; in a parallel scene, Remo leaves Soe near the DMZ and meets Colonel Nick DeSouza at the Bridge of No Return.

  24. Chapter 24

    The narrator recounts Sun’s history, including his founding of the Grand Unification Church and later visions after the Truth Church explosion. The narrative identifies the being as the Pythia, describes its attachment to Sun and revenge plan, and has it direct Sun to bring Chiun to Korea against Remo.

  25. Chapter 25

    At South Korea’s National Assembly, Remo challenges a pro-reunification speaker, demonstrates his Sinanju skill and removes President Kim Dae Jung from the chamber. Remo argues that the missile launch and crew suicides imply a hidden scheme; Kim remains worried about reunification pressure and the North’s strength.

  26. Chapter 26

    Sun and Chiun arrive by jet in North Korea. Kim Jong Il initially orders Sun shot, but Chiun stops the troops and they lower their weapons; the Korean leaders then kneel to Sun, while Remo and Chiun face one another over the prophecy.

  27. Chapter 27

    A convoy moves toward the Thirty-eighth Parallel while Sun and Chiun promote the promised transformation. Chiun begins teaching Sun a Sinanju breathing exercise, Remo objects, and Remo then experiences a sudden emptiness that he describes as the end of his life.

  28. Chapter 28

    Smith briefs the unnamed U.S. President on the Korean convoy. The President asks about an invasion; Smith recommends waiting and preparing for a possible troop withdrawal, but no military decision is shown.

  29. Chapter 29

    Sun leaves the convoy with a package and experiences the Pythia’s false assurance about ruling unified Korea. Captain Yun Yong Gun fires two FROG missiles and kills the weapons officer who objects, then commits suicide. A rifle interrupts Remo and Chiun’s standoff; Remo saves Chiun, and Chiun kills Soe.

  30. Chapter 30

    A South-launched missile destroys the FROG approaching the group; Remo identifies it as likely a Patriot, and DeSouza confirms the intercept. The crowd turns against South Korean President Kim Dae Jung, so Remo, Chiun and Kim escape toward the DMZ.

  31. Chapter 31

    At Seoul airport, Smith reports that Sun’s jet landed and departed with a possibly false New York flight plan. Remo says the crisis is over and asks to return to New York; Smith keeps him in Korea pending further orders.

  32. Chapter 32

    Sun returns to East Hampton believing the Korean leaders are dead and expecting to rule Korea. Remo and Chiun fight Sunnies at the estate; the Pythia admits it showed one possible future, and Chiun kills Sun. The yellow spirit fails to possess either Master, escapes through the ceiling and is followed by a distant cry.

  33. Chapter 33

    Smith says the Korean situation has returned to normal and reports that Kim Jong Il went into hiding. Remo guesses that Sunnies were behind the shipboard and false-police attacks, but the source does not confirm this or describe the floppy disks he mailed. Remo pours the urn’s yellow powder into the Atlantic and throws the empty urn overboard; Chiun tells Remo he is precious to him.

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Misfortune Teller:

Publisher's description: Chiun embraces a cult leader promising a transformed world, while Remo sees a fraud; an attack at a mass wedding shifts the pair’s fortunes.

Story timeframe

Coarse estimate from the assumed incumbent’s historical presidency. The term range is context, not a claim that the plot spans the term or that a particular event occurs at either endpoint.

Historical term dates: Source 1

Presidential clues

Presidential clues

Current U.S. President: retained hypothesis — Bill Clinton.

Bill Clinton

Plausible historical comparison from presidential counts and characterization; not explicitly named.

Unnamed U.S. President (plausibly Bill Clinton)

Bill Clinton

  • At chapter 19:p0007 the President’s voice is described as familiar and hoarse.
  • At chapter 19:p0010 Smith refers to the President’s nine immediate predecessors in connection with the Korean situation.
  • At chapter 19:p0011 narration says Smith had served seven other Presidents.
  • At chapter 19:p0013–20 a woman speaks and giggles nearby; the President asks her to leave during a secure call.
  • At chapter 19:p0023 the President says his wife is in California; the woman’s identity and relationship to him remain unstated.
  • At chapter 19:p0025 the President asks whether South Korea is friendly to the United States; the question is characterization, not a unique identity marker.

Plausible historical comparison from presidential counts and characterization; not explicitly named.

The hoarse voice and the counts are consistent with Clinton: nine immediate predecessors from Truman through George H.W.Bush cover the Korean-war era, while seven other Presidents from Kennedy through Bush cover CURE service. Those starting points are inferred; neither count explicitly names an incumbent or fixes a story date. The nearby woman remains unnamed, and the wife’s California trip does not identify her or the visitor.

Kim Dae Jung

Kim Dae Jung

  • Named as President of South Korea at the Assembly; Remo takes him from the chamber and later toward the DMZ.
  • He survives the missile crisis and returns toward South Korea; the source’s ending reports the Korean situation normalizing.

High for the named historical person represented in the novel; this review does not adjudicate external chronology.

The source names Kim Dae Jung directly. No external candidate/date comparison is included in this work-scoped observation.

Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il

  • Remo says Kim Jong Il loaned a personal jet and diplomatic-pouch transport for the Hoard.
  • Kim is shown ordering preparations for a counterattack but requiring his approval before action.
  • Kim participates in the airport and convoy events; Remo and Chiun threaten him over the Hoard.
  • Smith says Kim later goes into hiding.

High for the named historical person represented in the novel; this review does not adjudicate external chronology.

The source directly names Kim Jong Il but does not fix a publication or story year here; external officeholder comparison is deferred.

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