Waste Not, Want Not — Hachette UK ebook edition
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Waste Not, Want Not

Mayana’s promise to make the world’s waste disappear draws an international summit to New Briton. As Remo and Chiun investigate attacks on garbage scows and threats around the new technology, a Russian agent, a Mayanan scientist and a hidden valley complicate the apparent success of the Vaporizer.

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The narrative Prologue follows Jennifer Lonig during the 1978 People’s Sanctum massacre. Jennifer sees the corpse of a woman she tentatively recalls as Tammy from Denver; the text presents Tammy’s speech as Jennifer’s hallucination, then depicts Jennifer’s death and a vision of vengeance. Mayana unveils the Vaporizer as a device that will eliminate the world’s refuse; CURE sends Remo and Chiun to investigate after Captain Frederick Lenn’s garbage scow is torpedoed. Remo has recently become Reigning Master after the Sinanju Time of Succession, while Chiun remains his teacher and former Master. Remo recalls a brief experience during the succession and Chiun’s claim that he is an avatar of Shiva, but says he remains fully himself and cannot explain what he saw.

Petrovina Bulganin, a former SVR clerk recruited into the all-women Institute, investigates the scow attacks and Vaporizer. Toshimi Yakamoto, a Nishitsu scientist assigned to sabotage the machine, panics after Chiun’s accusation, then returns to work; he is later abducted by an unnamed janitor and two men, pushed into the active pit and killed. His and Dr. Hiro Taki’s remains are grotesquely rematerialized in the trash valley. Nikolai Garbegtrov says he arranged for Green Earth to supply a stolen nuclear submarine, the Novgorod; its captain Gennady Zhilnikov turns the vessel against the scows in a revenge campaign against Garbegtrov. Remo and Chiun capture the submarine and its crew.

Meanwhile, Smith and Howard discover a hidden garbage valley linked to the Vaporizer. The Jamestown history recounts cult leader Jack James’s 1978 crimes and says he faked his death with look-alike corpses; after plastic surgery he resurfaced as Mayana’s Executive President Blythe Curry-Hume. James traps visiting world leaders in the Vaporizer in an attempted mass killing. Remo and Chiun rescue them; Petrovina shoots the control computer, and James throws Remo into the energized pit. Remo returns alive and throws James into the device; James’s corpse is later found in the valley. In a separate scene, Anna Chutesov shoots the escaping janitor; Smith later identifies him as Russian scientist Alexei Aliyev, who had adapted stolen Japanese vibration-suit technology for the Vaporizer.

At the valley, Sears explains that the machine redirected trash through cables to emitters, while malformed human remains are found among the garbage. Zhilnikov survives in a deformed state and Remo kills him mercifully. Garbegtrov is released to Green Earth supporters; Remo’s pebble knocks off his cap and reveals the U.S.A. #1 tattoo, and the angry crowd kills him. Two days later, Smith tells Remo by phone that the world leaders left Mayana safely and that the Vaporizer is being dismantled. At Remo and Chiun’s Connecticut home, they discuss Remo’s right as Reigning Master to choose a pupil while Chiun retains the right to criticize. The final news report says a gas-main explosion and sinkhole caused eight deaths and extensive property damage during the prolonged kitten rescue; the kittens were safely pulled from the drain.

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  1. Chapter 1

    At the New Briton demonstration, leaders and reporters watch the device appear to make refuse disappear; Curry-Hume presents it as a cleaner future.

  2. Chapter 2

    Four months after the Time of Succession began, Remo reflects on his new authority in Sinanju, reviews the final acknowledgement of the new Master’s introduction to the world’s courts with General Kye Pun, and tells Chiun he plans to return to the United States. The chapter also recounts his brief succession experience and unresolved questions about Chiun’s retirement.

  3. Chapter 3

    Lenn’s ship enters the garbage route and is struck beneath the water; the closing passage shows the vessel and crew lost as a periscope departs.

  4. Chapter 4

    The broadcast names Muffy, Tuffy and Sam; at Folcroft, Smith considers the U.S. President’s declared attendance and the need to investigate potential danger to the arriving world leaders.

  5. Chapter 5

    At the House of Many Woods, Remo and Chiun discuss the CURE assignment and prepare to travel; Remo questions the mission while Chiun leaves to pack.

  6. Chapter 6

    The former Soviet leader is greeted at New Briton airport, then panics when the tattoo is exposed and retreats under his hat.

  7. Chapter 7

    Petrovina is shown in Moscow and the Institute; Director Chutesov discusses the unexplained furniture story and gives her investigative assignments.

  8. Chapter 8

    The pair make a ceremonial departure, meet Kim Jong-il, and travel toward their assignment; Chiun notices a suspicious man on the bus.

  9. Chapter 9

    Sears faces the delegation as the device is tested; Remo and Chiun see the machinery work and leave the deck.

  10. Chapter 10

    Yakamoto flees the site after mistaking Chiun’s racist accusation for exposure of his sabotage role. His Japanese handler tells him the accusation was nonspecific, then rebukes him for calling from the site and orders him back to work. Yakamoto returns, helps Sears with a demonstration, and Remo and Chiun observe trash disappear without seeing a trick.

  11. Chapter 11

    The Institute director studies Petrovina’s pictures and decides the silent janitor warrants follow-up after her other assignment.

  12. Chapter 12

    Yakamoto leaves his office, is intercepted, and is transported through the device; the chapter’s final paragraphs show his grotesquely reconstituted remains and death.

  13. Chapter 13

    Her underwater search finds the wreck and evidence of a torpedo strike; she discovers Lenn’s corpse and is left vulnerable when her oxygen supply is compromised.

  14. Chapter 14

    After the explosion, Remo gets Petrovina clear of the wreckage and brings her to the surface; the chapter ends with an uneasy agreement to continue the investigation.

  15. Chapter 15

    The chapter describes Curry-Hume’s rise and his conflict with Finance Minister Whitehall; he publicly fronts the launch and privately treats Whitehall as expendable.

  16. Chapter 16

    Remo discovers the bodies in his suite and disposes of them. Later Petrovina is grabbed while contacting Chutesov, and Remo tells Smith the scows were torpedoed.

  17. Chapter 17

    The unidentified janitor leaves the restricted valley and discovers a rematerialized body. He identifies one dead man as a presidential bodyguard and tells Sears to conceal the discovery.

  18. Chapter 18

    Remo and Chiun find her bound after Korkusku and Garbegtrov detain her. She says Garbegtrov stole the submarine and that he now wants information to stop it.

  19. Chapter 19

    Garbegtrov explains that Green Earth funded the submarine for environmental activism, then withdrew support; Zhilnikov turns the vessel against the scows to disgrace Garbegtrov.

  20. Chapter 20

    The Masters dive from Petrovina’s boat, tear through both submarine hatches and flood the vessel; the sub surfaces and its sailors are expelled from the tower.

  21. Chapter 21

    The CURE director reviews the overnight damage and contacts Remo; Howard identifies a road and power lines on the satellite image, prompting further investigation.

  22. Chapter 22

    Zatsyrko shows her classified Soviet-era project files and an old scientist’s photograph; Anna recognizes the stakes, then calls Petrovina and prepares to leave.

  23. Chapter 23

    James kills a young woman, builds the People’s Sanctum, murders followers and substitutes look-alike corpses to fake his death; after plastic surgery he reappears as Curry-Hume.

  24. Chapter 24

    A satellite image reveals Yakamoto’s altered car atop the trash heap; comparing old and current photographs leads Smith and Howard to recognize the supposedly dead cult leader.

  25. Chapter 25

    The pair evade two hotel attackers; Petrovina’s apparent victory collapses as she reads Anna’s messages and leaves her room armed.

  26. Chapter 26

    The crew is gathered from prison cells and marched into an alley; guards say they are going before an “ultimate judge.” The chapter leaves their destination and fate unresolved.

  27. Chapter 27

    Korkusku brings Petrovina’s message; hidden gunmen shoot him, then commit suicide rather than be captured. Remo determines Korkusku will survive and takes him for treatment.

  28. Chapter 28

    At the summit demonstration, the leaders discover submarine crew in the pit and a sealed door; Curry-Hume quotes Revelation as the machine powers up.

  29. Chapter 29

    Remo opens the Vaporizer door and passes leaders out to Chiun. Petrovina shoots the computer’s hard drive; the lights dim and the upper module shuts. James then launches Remo into the energized lower pit; the machine’s final effect remains unresolved in this chapter.

  30. Chapter 30

    Remo rebounds from the fence, enters the control booth and casts James out; the cult leader is consumed as the device powers down.

  31. Chapter 31

    The unidentified janitor tries to flee with his equipment. He fires and misses; Anna shoots him dead. She observes that his weapon bored clean holes through a doorframe and tree, then takes it and leaves. The source does not yet name him as Alexei Aliyev.

  32. Chapter 32

    Sears explains that the Vaporizer redirects trash through cables to speakers around a remote valley, and says the technology was adapted from stolen Japanese vibration-suit data. Remo finds the malformed remains of the Novgorod crew, discovers Zhilnikov alive in a deformed state and kills him mercifully; he also finds James’s body dead in the trash.

  33. Chapter 33

    Garbegtrov leaves the Russian embassy to cheers from Green Earth supporters. From across the street, Remo throws pebbles until one knocks off Garbegtrov’s cap, revealing the U.S.A. #1 tattoo. The enraged crowd attacks and kills him as Remo walks away.

  34. Chapter 34

    Two days later, Remo and Chiun are at their shared Connecticut duplex. Smith speaks with Remo by phone and says the world leaders have departed Mayana safely; he later explains that the escaped janitor was Alexei Aliyev and that the Vaporizer is being dismantled. Remo and Chiun discuss Remo’s continued Reigning Master authority and right to choose a pupil. The final news report says the kitten rescue preceded a gas-main explosion and sinkhole collapse that killed eight people and caused extensive damage; the kittens were saved.

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Waste Not, Want Not:

Publisher's description: A waste-processing invention could help a trash-burdened world, but a global summit and Mayana’s past complicate the promise.

Story timeframe

Coarse estimate from the assumed incumbent’s historical presidency. The term range is context, not a claim that the plot spans the term or that a particular event occurs at either endpoint.

Historical term dates: Source 1

Presidential clues

Presidential clues

Current U.S. President: retained hypothesis — George W. Bush (qualified contextual comparison; not named in the novel).

George W. Bush (qualified contextual comparison; not named in the novel)

high for the officeholder role; moderate contextual compatibility only

Unnamed U.S. President (Book 130)

George W. Bush (qualified contextual comparison; not named in the novel)

  • The Washington press calls him unserious because of his smirk and says he stumbled into the presidency as a frat boy.
  • His wife has asked him to stop chewing the inside of his cheek, a habit learned from his mother as a young boy.
  • He rejects Smith’s warnings, attends the Globe Summit, is trapped in the Vaporizer, and is rescued by Remo and Chiun.

high for the officeholder role; moderate contextual compatibility only

The source gives no personal name. The press-dubbed smirk, supposedly unserious frat-boy image and other character details are textual clues compatible with a Bush-era comparison, not an explicit identification. They remain narrative characterization.

Unnamed immediate U.S. presidential predecessor (Book 130)

Bill Clinton (qualified contextual comparison; not named in the novel)

  • The narrator says the immediate predecessor spent time exposing himself to women while in office and needed naval doctors at Bethesda to treat sunburn after a Cape Cod vacation.

high for the described predecessor role; moderate contextual compatibility only

The narrator gives no personal name. The sexualized conduct and naval treatment after a Cape Cod vacation are satirical narration compatible with a Clinton-era comparison, not a direct identification or a verified biography.

Unnamed long-dead U.S. President (CURE founder; Book 130)

Historical U.S. President described as the founder of CURE

  • CURE is called the dream of a long-dead American President.
  • The agency was created to operate outside the Constitution in order to preserve it; Smith is said to be its first and only director.

high for source-reported founder role; identity unresolved

The source calls the founder a long-dead American President and says CURE was created outside the Constitution to preserve it. It supplies no name or precise founding date; a roughly four-decade chronology does not directly identify Kennedy or any other President.

Blythe Curry-Hume (revealed as Jack James; Book 130)

Jack James, explicitly revealed by the narrative as the same person

  • Curry-Hume is named as Mayana’s Executive President and meets the U.S. President.
  • The Jamestown history says Jack James survived the staged massacre by substituting look-alike corpses, underwent plastic surgery and reappeared as Curry-Hume.
  • During the summit attack, the narration explicitly calls the Executive President the man who had been Jack James.

high; direct in-text identity revelation

The identity is settled within the novel’s narrative, but the source does not establish any real-world analogue for either the officeholder or Mayana.

Unnamed Russian President (Book 130)

Vladimir Putin (possible contextual comparison only; not named in the novel)

  • Zatsyrko and the current Russian President previously worked together in the KGB.
  • The President supports Chutesov’s Institute and attends the Globe Summit.

high for the officeholder role; low contextual compatibility only

The text says he and Zatsyrko had worked together in the KGB and that he supports the Institute, but gives no name or personal biography. A Putin-era comparison remains an inference, not an observed identity or biography.

Kim Jong-Il (Book 130)

Kim Jong-Il

  • Kye Pun says Kim Jong-Il assigned him to act as liaison to the new Master of Sinanju.
  • The narrator says Kim Jong-Il backed Remo during the village power struggle.

high for the name and role stated in the narrative

The novel names him directly. Its dialogue and actions are fictional characterization, not a source for real-world biography.

Unnamed Cuban President (Book 130)

President of Communist Cuba attending the Globe Summit

  • Remo recognizes the President of Communist Cuba and places him in the diplomatic limousine.

high for the stated office and national delegation; identity unresolved

The character is recognized as the Cuban leader but is not named; Remo puts him in the diplomatic limousine during the rescue approach.

Unnamed British Prime Minister (Book 130)

Prime Minister of Britain attending the Globe Summit

  • The British Prime Minister prays beside the U.S. President in the Vaporizer pit and is rescued.

high for the stated office; identity unresolved

The narrative identifies the office and country but supplies no personal name.

Unnamed South African President (Book 130)

President of South Africa attending the Globe Summit

  • A South African President is among the leaders rescued from the Vaporizer.

high for the stated office and delegation; identity unresolved

The narrative identifies the office and country but supplies no personal name or distinguishing biography.

Unnamed Liechtenstein chief of government (Book 130)

Chief of government of Liechtenstein attending the Globe Summit

  • The chief of government of Liechtenstein is among the leaders rescued from the Vaporizer.

high for the stated office and delegation; identity unresolved

The novel gives the national office but no person’s name.

Unnamed Niger Prime Minister (Book 130)

Prime Minister of Niger attending the Globe Summit

  • A Nigerien Prime Minister is among the leaders rescued from the Vaporizer.

high for the stated office and delegation; identity unresolved

The novel names the office and country but does not provide a personal name.

Unnamed Honduran President (Book 130)

President of Honduras attending the Globe Summit

  • A Honduran President is among the leaders rescued from the Vaporizer.

high for the stated office and delegation; identity unresolved

The novel names the office and country but does not provide a personal name.

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