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An Old-Fashioned War

An Ojupa student’s return to his community coincides with a sudden outbreak of warlike fervor. When similar conflicts spread from the United States to the Middle East, Ireland, the Vatican and Russia, Remo must discover why an apparently unstoppable stranger keeps turning ordinary people into soldiers.

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After Bill Buffalo returns to the Ojupa reservation to recover his language, a ceremony is underway when the stranger who calls himself Mr. Arieson appears and incites the Ojupa into an armed rebellion. The rebellion ends after Remo confronts him at Little Big Horn; Bill and Running Deere die. Arieson next transforms General Moomas’s Idran forces, which capture the USS James K. Polk, and provokes fighting in Belfast and at the Vatican. Remo and Chiun fail to stop him physically; the Pope says the unconsummated marriage to Poo was not binding, while Chiun continues to treat Remo as obliged to consummate it under Sinanju custom.

In Russia, Arieson excites the army and a Tartar horde to plan war against America, but agrees to leave the Russian camp after Remo asks him to prevent a Russia–U.S. war. At the Maginot Line, Arieson gives Remo one vase and again offers the rest of the treasure in exchange for withdrawal. Remo and Anna then identify the treasure under Sinanju’s garbage mound and recover it; word reaches Poo that Remo has been released from the vows in payment. Anna and Smith hypothesize Arieson is an electronic force, and Chiun addresses the recovered marble bust as Aries, God of War. Smith later advocates war with Canada while apparently influenced.

The closing scene continues with Chiun offering incense before the bust; its fumes vanish into the statue, Remo says the war god has returned to an observer role, and Anna, Smith and Chiun offer differing accounts of the force before the group leaves. The source does not resolve the mechanism behind these events.

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  1. Chapter 1

    Bill Buffalo returns to Ojupa to recover his language; after a ceremony, Mr. Arieson appears and drives the Ojupa into conflict with Oklahoma and federal forces. The chapter ends with the President trying the red telephone to CURE and reaching a wrong number; General Buel calls in chapter 2.

  2. Chapter 2

    Remo completes a wiring task near Guantanamo, returns to Chiun, and Smith asks them to stop the Ojupa army before it fights U.S. forces.

  3. Chapter 3

    Remo reaches Mr. Arieson at the Ojupa command center; Arieson withstands the attack and vanishes. Remo quits CURE and leaves for Sinanju.

  4. Chapter 4

    A colonel leads Idra’s troops toward a disciplined army and takes the name Arieson; Remo and Chiun arrive back in Sinanju, where Chiun pressures Remo to recover the treasure.

  5. Chapter 5

    Arieson’s fleet of dhows boards and captures the carrier. Remo marries Poo in Sinanju, then flies to Idra after Smith asks him to recover the ship.

  6. Chapter 6

    Remo helps an Idran pilot land on the carrier, frees U.S. captives and fights the Idran crew; Arieson escapes. In Belfast, he persuades local men to kidnap Prime Minister Thurston.

  7. Chapter 7

    Arieson’s followers hold Thurston underground near Bath as Britain searches; Chiun identifies a scroll clue and Remo leaves for England.

  8. Chapter 8

    Remo uses Master Wa’s scroll about Praetor Granicus’s residence to find the hidden site, breaks in, and rescues Thurston and her aide; Arieson escapes.

  9. Chapter 9

    The Swiss Guards and Turkish new Janissaries fight under Arieson’s influence; the pair rescue the unnamed Pope, then bargain with Arieson over regional influence.

  10. Chapter 10

    A Russian military faction kidnaps its unnamed Premier and seeks war with America. Anna contacts Remo; Chiun directs him toward the Tartar camp in Siberia.

  11. Chapter 11

    Arieson induces soldiers and the horde to prepare for war. Remo refuses to trade the treasure for withdrawal and asks Arieson to prevent a Russia–U.S. war; Arieson agrees there will be no war and disappears. Anna later tears up the Premier’s war declaration. At the Maginot Line, Arieson gives Remo one vase and again tries to trade the remaining treasure for Remo’s withdrawal.

  12. Chapter 12

    Anna and Smith trace soil on the vase to Sinanju, where the treasure is recovered from a garbage mound; Word reaches Poo that Remo has been released from his vows in payment for returning the treasure. Smith later advocates war with Canada while apparently influenced. The closing sequence continues: Chiun offers incense before the bust, its fumes vanish into the stone nostrils, and the group debates Arieson, the statue and electronic or historical forces before leaving Folcroft. The source does not resolve the mechanism.

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Hachette UK

2015-05-07

ISBN 9780751559101

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An Old-Fashioned War:

Publisher's description: Hachette supplies only its general series overview here; it characterizes the novels as action-led stories mixing comedy and mysticism.

Presidential clues

Current U.S. President: historical identity unresolved.

Unnamed incumbent U.S. President

The U.S. head of state whose calls and decisions address the Ojupa revolt, the USS Polk crisis, the Thurston rescue and later CURE matters.

  • The President is a participant in a Cabinet meeting about suppressing the Ojupa uprising, seeks a quiet victory, and calls General Buel to hold fire (ch01:p0146–p0155; ch02:p0141–p0155).
  • Smith identifies the President as opposed to Americans killing Americans (ch02:p0102), and the President later refuses to sink the captured carrier and calls Smith (ch05:p0045–p0055).
  • The same narrative role appears in a confidential call to Prime Minister Thurston (ch08:p0163) and later in U.S. CURE strategy references (ch12:p0030).
  • No personal name or absolute story year is supplied.
  • The narrator says the public sees him as amiable and unconcerned with details, while Cabinet members know he has a firm grasp of facts and can show anger in private meetings (ch01:p0153).
  • His voice is described as normally modulated and calm before it rises (ch05:p0054).

none

The source gives only the office and narrative actions; it does not identify the incumbent or establish a calendar year. Historical officeholders mentioned elsewhere are separate references.

President Nixon, historical hotel-suite reference

Richard Nixon

  • The Hotel David suite is said to have been used by Henry Kissinger, Anwar Sadat and President Nixon (ch05:p0146).
  • This is a retrospective hotel reference and does not date the novel’s current President.

source-named historical person

The passage names President Nixon directly but does not specify the visit date. Do not use that mention to identify the story’s unnamed incumbent.

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